Some of those that I work with should sit at a session of Programmers Anonymous
- We admitted we were powerless over bugs - that our software has become unmanageable.
- Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves (Scrum Master) could restore us to sanity.
- Made a decision to turn our compiler and our debugger over to the care of Bill Gates as we understood Him.
- Made a searching and fearless code review of our software.
- Admitted to the Scrum Master, to ourselves, and to another programmers the exact nature of our bugs.
- We're entirely ready to have Regression Tests remove all these software defects.
- Humbly asked PC-Lint to illuminate our shortcomings.
- Made a list of all software projects we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
- Made direct amends to users wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
- Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it.
- Sought through PC-Lint, Bounds Checker and Purify to improve our software.
- Having had an awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to programmers and to practice these principles in all our software development.
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